Clichés That Aren’t True

  • Money doesn’t buy happiness.

          Truth: Only people who have money can say this.

  • Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

          Truth: What doesn’t kill you makes you weaker, annoyed and stressed. 

  • If ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

          Truth: Protect it. 

  • Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed.

         Truth: A sure way to depression. Expect the best. 

  • A watched pot never boils

         Truth: Yes it does. It just takes a long time.

  • Time heals all wounds

         Truth: The wounds will always be remembered. 

  • Follow your heart

          Truth: Follow your head and then your heart with common sense because either or both can fail you. 




If by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream — and not make dreams your master
If you can think — and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings — nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And — which is more — you’ll be a Man, my son!

West Country Girl


With a crooked smile
And a heart-shaped face
Comes from the West country
Where the birds sing bass
She’s got a house-big heart
Where we all live
And plead and counsel and forgive
Her widow’s peak, her lips I’ve kissed
Her glove of bones at her wrist
That I have held in my hand
Her Spanish fly and her monkey gland
Her Godly body and its fourteen stations
That I have embraced, her palpitations
Her unborn baby crying, ‘Mummy’
Amongst the rubble of her body
Her lovely lidded eyes I’ve sipped
Her fingernails, all pink and chipped
Her accent which I’m told is ‘broad’
That I have heard and has been poured
Into my human heart and filled me
With love, up to the brim, and killed me
And rebuilt me back anew
With something to look forward to
Well, who could ask much more than that?
A West country girl with a big fat cat
That looks into her eyes of green
And meows, ‘He loves you’, then meows again

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